The Musings of a Very Important Lawyer.

Why am I doing this?  I don’t know why I am doing this.  We’ll see if I keep doing it once company arrives.

5:31 – This CNN touchscreen stuff is giving me vertigo.  So are the margaritas.  Meanwhile, on MSNBC, David Gregory borrowed on of Olbermann’s spare Klaus Nomi suits.

5:32 – Fox’s touchscreen is mad busted and laggy in comparison.  They have an Asian lady in Crown Point, IN; presumably because of acorns. 

5:38 – “I’m the most fortunate guy you’ll ever talk to.”  Correction, John McCain – you are about to be the second most fortunate guy Fox News will ever talk to.

5:43 – Hey!  Fred Barnes!  Bruce Vilanch wants his glasses back.

5:46 – Carol Marin on MSNBC!  Represent!  Hopefully they get an exclusive with Robin Robinson next.

5:47 – hahahaha, MSNBC has this ridiculous 3D pillar system to show imaginary, virtual charts.  Dude.

5:51 – William Kristol looks like a caricature of himself.  Brit Hume looks like a Pez dispenser.

5:57 – CNN – look at all these different guys with laptops (credit: Cex, “Furcoat”).

6:05 – CNN has declared Mark Eyebrows as the new senator of VA.

6:18 – Mayor Douglas Wilder looks like a photonegative of Abraham Lincoln.  (Stole that joke from MST3k, bro)

6:19 – These are not the holograms I seek!  Fake ass bullshit.

Alright, this isn’t fun, I have to drink.

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